The noblest of all professions…

Some of you will know that the professionals I hold in the highest esteem are those employed to write the headlines for Britain’s tabloids.  You don’t see surgeons or teachers trying to form ridiculous puns to accompany pictures of minor celebrities out jogging, and I’ll continue to bestow my non-attendance upon hospitals and schools until those lightweights get their fingers out.

With that in mind, I’m well chuffed with my triumphant debut performance in the Guardian’s Arts Blog caption competition last week , relating to the musical pursuits of everyone’s favourite all-action buddhist.  See the award of this most prestigious of honours (and my latest effort, which I’m sure you could top) in this week’s competition.