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I was saddened to read the other day that Polaroids are becoming obsolete, with both the camera and the film being discontinued by the supplier. Not only will future generations not get to experience the joy I felt as a child when ghostly images began to emerge from the medium’s wet greyness, but they are destined to remain forever baffled by Outkast lyrics. Which will be a real setback, as it is highly likely that all the key moments of their young existence will be accompanied by a bald, portly man playing “Hey Ya” from behind a bank of unenthusiastically flashing lights. I hope that Bleeding Heart Narrative have snaffled as much of the remaining film as they could, given that they intend giving away a unique Polaroid with each copy of All That Was Missing We Never Had In The World. Otherwise it’ll be like the Hoover free flights fiasco all over again, but instead of a swarm of baying old people getting hysterically litigious over a trip to Malaga or somewhere equally shitty, there will be literally dozens of disaffected experimental music fans tutting really quite loudly. Read the rest of this entry »